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Six-Pack Abs? I Was Just Looking for Friends.
I don’t just stick around for the workouts. I stay for the weird, wonderful circus of humans who show up.
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When Mother's Day Hits the Fan
I feel guilty for being upset on Mother’s Day. Guilty that I cried in front of my kids. Guilty that I couldn’t hold it together when the whole day was supposed to be about love and celebration.
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Stay Low, Ben: A Tribute to Grandpa Jerry
Some people shape your life in quiet, steady ways—they take root in your heart and never leave.
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Damn It, Chad! (And Other Loving Memories of a Life Lived Loud)
A blog about my brother, mischief, and the joy of growing up with chaos and care.
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Rent-Free Living and Reluctant Adulting: A Sibling Success Story
Several months ago, I decided to jump into a brand-new business venture. It felt exciting. It felt right. It also felt like standing at the edge of a cliff while trying to build a parachute out of grocery bags.
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🍫 Candy-Coated Kindness: Aisle 13 Edition
I did something brave. I went to the grocery store with my two kids—fresh off of preschool and kindergarten—at the end of a long workday, knowing full well we were all riding that chaotic wave of “just make it to bedtime.”
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Game Night Therapy: Why Board Games Rock (and What They Teach Us About EQ)
Let’s be real: social settings can be weird. Enter: board games. The unsung heroes of awkward dinners, family reunions, and introvert-friendly Friday nights.
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The Tooth Fairy Shops at the Dollar Store (and Other Magical Truths)
As is tradition, the Tooth Fairy has arrived after each wiggly farewell to collect her prized pearly whites. And let’s just say… her methods are both mysterious and surprisingly budget-conscious.
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Mirror Talk, Toddler Style: What My 4-Year-Old Taught Me About Self-Love
My 4-year-old is currently living her best double-life. She’s deep in the “I wanna be a baby” phase but also confidently strutting into the “I can do it myself” phase. Honestly, it’s exhausting and adorable and slightly chaotic—kind of like parenting in general.
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Slow Walks, Soft Beds, and Snacks: Life Lessons from My Old Man Dog
Welcome to the story of how my 13-year-old husky made me rethink aging…
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Midnight Parenting: A Tale of Pickles, Milk, and Solidarity
Certain moments in parenthood test your patience, resilience, and—if you're lucky—your sense of humor.
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The Afternoon Slump: Why 2-4 PM Feels Like the Worst and How to Survive It
Let’s be honest—afternoons between 2 and 4 PM are the worst. The excitement of lunch? Gone. Peak coffee hours? Over.
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EQ, IQ, and Neurodivergence: Understanding the Full Spectrum of Intelligence
Turns out, intelligence isn’t one-size-fits-all, and the more we understand these concepts, the better we can work, connect, and thrive toge
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When the Universe Sends a Sh*t Storm (And How to Make it Your B*tch)
You know when life just decides to turn up the heat and see how much you can take? That’s where I’m at right now.
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Don’t Be a Hallo-weenie: Embrace Halloween Like a Kid Again! 🎃
Alright, adults, it’s time for some real talk. Halloween isn’t just for kids. If you’ve found yourself gradually morphing into a Franken-Poo
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When Life Throws Curveballs: Lessons from the Hospital with Kora Mai
We recently had a bit of an unexpected adventure with our little girl, Kora Mai. In short, it was one of those “drop everything and rush...
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When Did Dirt Become a Hassle?
Remember when dirt was exciting? I mean really exciting—like, “dirt under your fingernails and you don’t even care” kind of exciting. I...
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I Live with Magicians: The Case of the Disappearing Scissors and Other Mystical Marvels
Ah, parenthood—the never-ending, mind-boggling adventure where your house becomes a living, breathing (almost always chaotic) tribute to...
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The Man in the Middle Seat
Ever been on a flight, bracing for the long haul, only to discover an unexpected gem of a human being squished next to you?
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Life’s a Circus
Hey there, fellow navigators of the human circus! Let’s dive into the hilarious yet hair-pulling world of public annoyances. You know,...
3 min read
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